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Rings Demotivational Poster


TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future


TAGS: hope springs eternal
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an a** like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)


MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct ***e lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) ***e jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One ***e in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd b@se. That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


RED DEATH - And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all


TAGS: red death rings
Rating: 3/5

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kaleal85 - November 2, 2010, 10:20 pm
that is the most frightening thing i have seen in years


IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is


TAGS: irony springsteen
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:17 pm
The Boss !


Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -


TAGS: nasa challenger disaster o rings smithereens
Rating: 4.29/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 1:01 am
I been telling that joke for many years. I figure the statute of limitations on doing anything more than that has expired. The "Nothing Is Sacred" gag order too.
GaryO - August 10, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh heh


TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.




THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/ph**o.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


RALPH WIGGUM - Who knew he had such dynamic range?




CALL CENTER -


TAGS: call center strings tech support
Rating: 4.57/5

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SLOHAND62 - April 1, 2013, 9:48 pm
5 snorks. I had just hung up from another scream fest with "noservice" from "Candy" a teck from a cell phone service lol Your timeing is great


We Learned More -


TAGS: no surrender bruce springsteen school
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2013, 10:42 am
Hey The Boss .


Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


FROM THE VAULT -


TAGS: knock moooooooooooooooooo rings twice
Rating: 3.89/5

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Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:16 pm
LOL.. that picture looks like something you'd see at the Haunted House in Disneyland/World


ICELAND - Hot Volcanoes, even hotter women.


TAGS: yum adversity brings out the best
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - April 15, 2010, 5:52 pm
They must be extremely h** given the current Icelandic news


Inspiration -




THE BEST THINGS -


TAGS: dad son h** springs buchwald
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 6, 2012, 3:18 pm
.....Or old and know you are
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:10 pm
When Your Young And Think Your Free Ha .


Screwed -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: brings a little tear to your eye
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:52 pm
You Actually Banned Him :D I LOVE YOU GUYS
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:23 pm

yup....how did you get back here?, oh, it wasn't you. You missed a troll, mainly being an a** in the forums
pzykosiz - September 28, 2010, 9:20 pm
did i miss someone getting banned?
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 8:49 pm
I do it for the virgins.


"A puppet never knows who’s pulling the strings." -




MORDOR - One does not simply "connect" to it.




MOTIFAKE SUMMER CONVENTION - Can you... NAME THOSE MEMBERS?




WAR - “It needs but one foe to breed a war, and those who have not swords can still die upon them.”




HOLIDAY - "Lets go for a holiday" she told me "It will be relaxing for you And give you some colour"




LITTLE BRUCE - P L A Y S A B A L L A D




STILL HOLDING! - STILL HOLDING!!!!


TAGS: rings
Rating: 1.75/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:40 pm
Still voting... Still voting... 1L
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:09 am
I wouldn't normally.. but I'll make an exception... WTF?? Seriously...


SPRING CONSTANTS - MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR




Offerings to Irma -




THE GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: oj simpson springsteen quote poster
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 10:54 am
Bet the cat did that too-----
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 9:51 am

It is Bozo Karma that he will spend the rest of his life in the slammer for stealing his own (kinda) stuff back. I bet his late wife and Ron Goldman take thrns honking the Clarabelle the Clown horn.
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:47 am
The housepainter, a serial killer did it. He even confessed on his deathbed while he was doing time for other murders he committed. I LUUUV conspiracy theory! ^!!!!! As the faint whiff of catnip comes from a distant grassy knoll----- the cat did it----


A Grandmother's Wisdom -


TAGS: age brings wisdom decorum hopefully
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 1, 2014, 12:59 am
"If you haven't anything nice to say, come sit right by me!" -Rita Weill


family gatherings -




Yankity Yank -


TAGS: marriage strings
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2015, 11:14 pm
......d.a.m.n....


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